Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Zombie Strippers (2008)


Desperate. Mindless. Shit-fest. (DMS)

Final Verdict: Zombie Strippers is like watching a softcore porn movie where all the sex scenes have been replaced by stripping montages, and all the crappy dialog has been replaced by heavy metal music and more crappy dialog. The acting was awful, the jokes were primitive, the script was boring, and the visual-style/directing was amateur at best. The only thing that could possibly feel more used and abused than me after watching this film is Jenna Jameson's diseased vag.

Spoiler(s): The climax of the movie occurs when you realize that Jenna Jameson is just a dumb, talentless freakshow.


Rotten Tomatoes Rating: 40%

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